Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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