STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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