he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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