is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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