called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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