I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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