Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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