whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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