your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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