how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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