dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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