Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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