I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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