White coat. Heels.
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
be right there i have to get my cape
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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