Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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