Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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