so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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