Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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