is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I would ride that face into the sunset
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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