It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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