Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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