I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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