Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
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