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After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."

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(301): View more from Maryland

I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.

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(845): View more from New York

As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

She tied me up with her honor cords...

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(862): View more from New Jersey

i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life

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(650): View more from California

I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there

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(316): View more from Kansas

Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!

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