Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
My liver just had a heart attack.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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