I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
The uberlube is also flammable
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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