Dual....:-)
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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