Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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