In America we eat man semen.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i need some magic done to my vagina
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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