This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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