He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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