You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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