Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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