I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I know her cup size but not her name....
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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