When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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