i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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