just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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