Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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