Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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