Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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