Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
What a dumb baby whore.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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