Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
