We won't sleep together?
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
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