Where did you get a picture of my penis
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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