Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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