he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Can I color on your dick again?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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