We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Randomize
