shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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