I hope mine doesn't look like that
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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