god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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