How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
These tits shall not be calmed
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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