did you get engaged???
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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