its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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