I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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