Got a toothbrush?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
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