If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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