You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
Randomize
