I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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