Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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