Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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