i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I still have a little drunk in my system
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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