well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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