Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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